First Match: Justin Time(c) vs. Jet Black (Hardcore Championship)
Justin Time and Jet Black trade punches to start the match off. Black gets the early advantage and irish whips Time. On the rebound he connects with an enzugiri. He lifts Justin back up to his feet and kicks him in the midsection. Then he connects with a hangover. Jet goes over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and tries to hit a heinaken-rana. Time catches him though and quickly slams him down in a powerbomb. He calls Black back up to his feet and locks in a body scissors. Black struggles in the hold. The happy hour hero tries to make it over to the ropes. He struggles until Time lets go of the hold. Black crouches down for a second. When he gets up, Time locks a dragon sleeper in on Jet. Black struggles in the hold. He drops down to one knee but then Time lifts him up to his feet. Justin hits a dragon sleeper slam. Time goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He moves over and covers Jet with a pin attempt. 1-2. Black kicks out. Time stands up and climbs to the top rope. He waits for a minute before jumping off and hitting a time flys. At the last second, Jet moves out of the way. Both men struggle to there feet. Black gets the advantage first and roundhouse kicks him. He follows that up with two more before clotheslining him down to the mat. Time stands right back up but gets kicked in the midsection by Jet. He follows that up with a DDT. Jet walks over to his corner and starts to drink it. He keeps drinking until Time makes it back up to his feet. Black tries to punch Time. But Justin grabs him by the arm. He looks in an armbar. Then Justin kicks him a few times. He goes off the ropes and dropkicks Black to the mat. He calls him up to his feet and hits an inverted atomic drop. He follows that up with some backhand slaps. Jet tries to irish whip him out of the ring but Time manages to skin the cat. Black stands hunched over in the ring, trying to catch his breath but Time jumps in an hits a springboard bulldog. He stands up and walks over to the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and moonsaults onto Black. He stands up and starts to wind up the clock. Jet stands up and quickly ducks under Time. He quickly stands up and as Time turns back around, Black charges him and hits a DUI. He picks Time back up and hits an HTS. Then he covers him for the pinfall. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall and new Hardcore Champion Jet Black.
Second Match: Gregory Helms(c) vs. John Morrison (X Division Championship)
Gregory Helms and John Morrison circle each other to start the match out. They lock up in the middle of the ring and start to trade kicks. Morrison gets the early advantage and kicks Helms in the midsection. He hits some european uppercuts before hitting a sto. He lifts Helms back up and hits a russian legsweep. He starts to punch him a few times before backing up. Helms sits up but gets hit with a running knee strike in the face from John. The challenger exits the ring. He calls Helms to his feet before hitting a springboard hurricanrana. He exits the ring again and goes for a springboard elbow drop. Helms moves out of the way. Both men struggle to there feet. Helms uses the advantage and stands up first. He hits a roundhouse kick on Morrison. Then he goes off the ropes and hits a clothesline. He turns his back for a second before turning around to a running Morrison. He jumps up and hits a frankenstiener. He calls Morrison up again and hits a northern lights suplex. He follows that up by lifting John up in a straight jacket. Then he hooks his leg and hits a russian legsweep. He goes for a quick pin attempt. 1-2. John Morrison kicks out. He follows that up with a straight jacket sleeper slam. He picks John up again. Morrison quickly puts a small cradle in on him. 1-2-. Helms barely kicks out. Morrison stands back up and hits a step-up high kick. He lifts him up again and hits a belly to back wheelbbarrow facebuster. He drops to the mat. He hits a breakdance leg drop on Helms. He lifts him right back up and hits a sto backbreaker. He tries to hit a neckbreaker slam but Helms breaks out of it. Then he hits a super sunset flip. He runs up to the top rope and hits an overcast. He follows that up with a top spin facebuster. He calls him back up and tries to hit a shining wizard. At the last second, the challenger falls down to the mat. Morrison quickly stands up. He calls Helms back up and hits a neckbreaker slam. He calls him up one more time before hitting a moonlight drive. Then he covers the champion for the pin attempt. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall and new X Division Champion John Morrison.
Third Match: Chris Jericho and Zakk Hyson(c) vs. Johny Caliente and Teddy Hart (Unified Tag Team Championships)
Jonhy Caliente and Teddy Hart defeat Chris Jericho and Zakk Hyson. Hart gets the winning pinfall over Jericho after Hyson walks out on Jericho midmatch.
Fourth Match: The Big Show(c) vs. Bobby Lashley (Intercontiental Championship)
The Big Show and Bobby Lashley both circle each other to start the match out. They lock up in the middle of the ring for a test of strenght. To The Big Show's surprise, Lashley punches him a few times. He grabs him by the arm and irish whips him. On the rebound he connects with a big boot. He lifts Show back up. He kicks him in the midsection and hits a shoulder block. The Big Show takes a few steps back but easily recovers himself. Show walks over to him and hits a few headbutts. After about 4 he irish whips him into the corner. Show walks over to Bobby a few times. Then he shushes the crowd. He hits a few forehand slaps before backing up into the center of the ring. Show charges Lashley and hits a corner body splash. Then he hits a sidewalk slam on him. He follows that up by flipping Lashley onto his back. Then he starts to stomp on him. He picks him up and hits a reverse thrown powerbomb. He stands up and walks to the other side of the ring. He tries to hit a spear but at the last second, Bobby moves out of the way. He turns back around and kicks him in the midsection. Then he hits a fallaway slam. Show stands back up. Lashley goes off the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. He follows that up with an exploder suplex. He tries to hit a standing vertical suplex. Show falls to the mat though and reverses it into a spinebuster. He goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He lifts Lashley up again and puts a bear hug in on him. Lashley struggles in the hold. It looks like he might be out of it but then all of the sudden, he starts to punch Show a few times. He breaks out of the hold and quickly spears him to the mat. Then he covers the champion for a pin attempt. 1-2. Show kicks out. Bobby looks surprised. He stands up and calls Lashley back up. He tries to hit a dominator but he can't lift Show. Then he hits a military press slam. He goes off the ropes and hits an elbow drop. He follows that up with a sidewalk slam. Then he picks him up with by the throat and chokeslams Lashley down on the mat. He covers him with one foot. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall The Big Show.
Fifth Match: The Hurricane(c) vs. Mr. Kennedy (United States Championship)
The Hurricane and Mr. Kennedy trade punches to start the match out. Kennedy gets the early advantage and irish whips The Hurricane. On the rebound he hits a body drop. He picks The Hurricane back up and hits a russian legsweep. He follows that up with a facewash. He lifts him back up to his feet and tries to irish whip him. The Hurricane gets the advantage back. He walks over to him and hits a few knee lifts. Then he kicks Kennedy in the midsection. He walks him out to the middle of the ring before hooking both of his arms. Then he hits a double underhook mat slam. He lets him stand up but only to hit a hurri-kick. Kennedy falls off the ropes before hitting a neckbreaker slam. He goes out of the ring and hits a somersault plancha. He picks him back up and hits a russian legsweep. He tries to follow that up with a dropkick but at the last second, Kennedy moves out of the way. He keeps upright and forces Kennedy up again. Then he hits a spike DDT. He hits a side slam backbreaker and quickly covers him for the pin attempt. 1-2. The Hurricane kicks out. Kennedy lifts him up again and irish whips him into the corner. He turns around and hits a body splash. He walks over to the champion and hits a hangman's neckbreaker. He calls The Hurricane up to his feet and hits a feint roundhouse kick spun out into an enzuigiri. He picks him up yet again and tries to hit a mic check. The Hurricane powers out and irish whips Kennedy. On the rebound he hits a frankeinstiener. Then he hits a northern lights suplex. He follows that up with a x-plex. He picks him up one more time in a straight jacket before slamming him down in a huge sleeper slam. Then he puts Kennedy in a headlock. He stands up and hits an eye of the hurricane. The Hurricane covers Mr. Kennedy for the pin attempt. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall The Hurricane.
Sixrh Match: Zakk Hyson(c) vs. Jay Von (ECW Championship)
Zakk Hyson and Jay Von trade punches to start the match out. Hyson gets the early advantage and roundhouse kicks Von. He irish whips him. On the rebound he kicks him in the midsection. Then he hits a swinging neckbreaker. Jay makes it right back up to his feet and goes for a dropkick on Von. Jay moves out of the way at the last second. Hyson falls to the mat but stands right back up. Von locks in a lockdown. Hyson struggles in the hold. Von uses the armbar to lock in a suplex hold. He hits a german suplex. Then he lifts Zakk back up and hits an exploder suplex. He calls him up again and tries to irish whip him. Hyson manages to reverse it. On the rebound he hits a shoulder block on him. He follows that up with a few brutal stomps. He goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He stands back up and walks over to the top rope. He climbs to the top and shows off for the crowd. Then he jumps off and hits a moonsault. Then he covers the challenger for the pinfall. 1-2. Von kicks out. Hyson stands up and starts to stomp on him. He drops back down to the mat and tries to lock in a final tap. Von manages to reverse it into an armbar. He irish whips him. On the rebound he hits a drive by. He picks him back up and hits a turnbuckle powerbomb. Hyson gets caught in the turnbuckle ropes. Von walks over to him and hits a headshot. Hyson falls to the mat. Von sets out Hyson in the middle of the ring. Von climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and tries to hit a gangstar. At the last second Zakk rolls out of the way. Both men start to stand up. Von irish whips Hyson into the corner. He tries to charge him by Zakk moves out of the way. He hits three turnbuckle thrusts. He turns Von around and DDTs him to the mat. He picks him back up and hits a sidewalk slam. Hyson goes out of the ring and hits a somersault plancha. Then he locks in a final tap. Von struggles in the hold. He tries to make it to the ropes but he can't. He gets caught within an arm's reach away. Then he taps out. Winner by submission Zakk Hyson.
Seventh Match: Kid Genius(c) vs. Justin Time (World Heavyweight Championship)
Kid Genius and Justin Time circle each other to start the mat out. They start to trade punches. Time gets the early advantage and irish whips him. On the rebound he hits a dropkick on him. Genius stands back up and gets kicked in the midsection by the challenger. He punches him a few times before DDTing him to the mat. Time looks a little hurt but he picks The Kid right back up and locks a dragon sleeper in on him. Genius struggles in the hold. He somehow manages to reverse it into an impossible DDT. He smiles as Time makes it back up to his feet. Genius roundhouse kicks Time once before kicking Justin in the knee. The Kid then hits an inverted atomic drop. Time falls to the mat. The Kid tries to pick Time up but Justin manages to throw Genius over across the ring. Time makes it back up to his feet and punches Genius a few times. Then he locks in a body scissors. Genius struggles in it but he manages to grab the ropes to break the hold. Time keeps the hold in as the ref starts to count. 1-2-3-4. Justin finally breaks the hold. He turns his back on Genius to catch his breath. He turns around and gets hit with a chokehold. The Kid walks Time over to the middle of the ring before hitting a chokeslam. Genius runs to the ropes and hits a surprise attack on Time. He follows that up with a dropsault. Then he goes for the pin attempt. 1-2-. Time kicks out. The Kid looks a little surprised. He goes up to the top rope and tries to hit a shooting star press but at the last second, Time lifts both of his feet up. Genius slams into them. He falls to the mat and rolls around in pain. Time stands up after a minute and starts to stomp on Genius' arm. Time slowly lifts Genius back up to his feet. He grabs him by the arm and turns him around before hitting a backbreaker. He lets Genius get up again before kicking him in the midsection and going off the ropes. He hits a bulldog. Then he goes to the top rope and hits a time flys. He goes back up to the top rope and hits a shooting star press. He covers The Kid in the pin attempt. 1-2. Genius kicks out. Justin looks shocked. He lifts The Kid back up to his feet and sets up for what looks to be a world premiere. At the last second, Genius ducks under it and goes off the ropes. He hits a body splash on the rebound. Then he goes to the top rope. He calls Justin to his feet before hitting The OMG that sends Time in between the ropes. Genius goes off and hits an IQ test. Then he goes for the pin attempt. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall Kid Genius.
Eighth Match: Adam Shame(c) vs. Ond Bomb (RWE Championship)
Adam Shame and Ond Bomb circle each other to start the match out. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Shame gets the early advanage and irish whips Ond. On the rebound, Adam connects with a big boot. Just then the lights go out. When they come back on, Teddy Long is standing at the entrance ramp. He starts to talk. "Adam and Ond. I'm sorry but I have an announcement to make. Your match is once again not just 1 on 1. Thanks to Justin Time, and this man, there will be 3 people in this match tonight. But don't worry, on Smackdown I'll have you two fight in a steel cage match. Good luck." Just then the lights go off. We hear some loud dongs. Then they come on with both men looking around fearfully for The Undertaker. They turn around and get hit with a double chokeslam. He stares intently at Bomb and goes off the ropes, hitting a leg drop. He lifts him back up and hits a tombstone piledriver. Then he goes for the pinfall. 1-2-3. Winner by pinfall and new RWE Champion The Undertaker. Adam Shame is staring from the outside. He looks pissed as The Undertaker taunts and Night of Champions goes off the air.